one car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, the people die。

一辆车来了，一辆车走了，两个车碰了，人死了！

You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝

这些只是些关于这样中式英语的搞笑翻译，但是类似这样的错误在雅思写作中经常会发生，比如在我们生活的国家中仍然可以见到的错误也有很多：

1，To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty. = Be careful, slippery slopes. （小心路滑。）

2，To put out Xuanda Expressway(北京四环路). To put in Jingzhang Expressway.（京张高速公路） = Now leaving Xuanda Expressway, now entering Jingzhang Expressway.

3，Decimbing path. = Descent. （下坡路。）

4，Rain or snow day. Bridge, slow-driving.（河北省所有高速公路） = Slow on bridge in case of rain or snow.

5，Oil gate. / Into. = Filling station.（加油站。）/ Entrance.（进口。）

6，Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan.（字面意义：如果你被罚50元的话吸烟不被允许。） = Smoking is prohibited, penalties for violators is 50 yuan.（不可吸烟，违反者将被罚款50元。）

7，Please come down from your bicycle. = Please dismount from your bicycle.

8，If you have trouble ask for the policeman. 或 If in trouble find police = In case of trouble, dial the police.